People talking about how they don’t have their boats anymore: Techno with five boats:

Lmaoo

Technoblade, you may have not got the fridge from MrBeast But you made like 16k in monetizing money and won a 5k fridge So, it can't be said you lost completely.

Go on the italian server "pigparty" plz

Hey so I was reading some fanfic the other day and decided for laughs to look up fast food fanfics and on wat pad for some godforsaken reason there is a technoblade x Burger King fanfic and that is how I discovered people are fuckin terrible

It look so chubby, im sorry 🤣, i laughed so hard

I can describe brains and brawn in one word: TECHNOBLADE

i forgot to say! always bring fire resistance with you! or phil might be having some cooked pork for dinner!

But he never dies

TEHNOBLADE NEVER DEIS!!!

"not linking Fundy. that man is getting nothing from me" lol.

Just a friendly message not related to this video☺️ God loves you, no matter who you are, where you’re from or what you’ve done. He’s waiting with open arms for you to accept Him into your lives. I hope you have a lovely day.God Bless You☁️🙌

HE WON A FRIDGE POGGERS

I love how techno used a boat to survive *EXPLOSIVE* snowballs

8:22 South America!

This is cap, i thought technoblade never dies

I knew it, THE EART IS FLAT AND MINECRAFT PROVED IT (It's a joke)

That subscribe button ain’t shiny anymore

Sus

i hope techno reached 6.9 million subs

yes

you lost, but that does not mean you loose

Technoblade, because you have some time uploading videos I challenge you to a Grinch simulator match(or another game).I'm also a ytuber so I think tht it'll be fun(this is still a challenge!)No I do not try to be friends with you,just try to beat u :)

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LoL they should just turn on the hitboxes and easily find everybody

6:40 xDDDD youre right

This is possibly the only other video to rival “Skeppy tries to troll me but I troll him first”

techno has to do a iq test

this was revenge from fundys side: from back when techno killed him last in mc ultimate. this is the revenge for that

'not linking Fundy. that man is getting nothing from me'

i have met you in roblox vibe place uwu

Cool

Yess

Techno has the best humour i’ve seen in my life

TechnoChub

If you don't remembere my name or your friend did not tell you .....my name is Nourelein I play Block Man Go with him ask him if he know me he will say yes 😀

Hi Technoblade 👋 That's me your friend told me about you 😊

Fridge reveal?

epic

I watched technoblades old videos and his voice has changed so much compared to this video

What is this?

I love how mr beast’s comment is not at the top

techno is always on top

can you pls give Piece cntr mupp a shoutout pls :)

Do more bedwArs

We SCAMMED TECHNO NEVER DIES

I swear I can't stop watching this

0:57 that got me laughing so much

Do u want to know something sad; u have less subs than the child Tommy!!!

Techno is so awkward he's superior

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6:43 lmfao

Just saw Ludwig's servey. You are objectively wrong about whether the lions or Pokemon would win. The Pokemon as a group would destroy the entire planet, and Necrozma would consume all of the light in the entire universe, which would then kill all the Pokemon that survived the other Pokemon

"I'm getting actually nuked" another typical day in Afghanistan

2:11 he copied techno's accent XD

Subscribe to technoblade until 10 mil so he can play or stream bedwars again and get PIG RANK!!!

PLS TECHNO AT 6:40 TO 6:44 DESCRIBES ME

i subscribed... NOW TIME FOR YOU! techno i bet you don't pin this

I’m ur newest sub I think

Technoblade pls comment steveee video

That's why he never dies

The name Technoblade is of African origin and means "The Blood God, The Immortal Blood King, Never Dying Master of Blood". ... A user from Australia says the name Technoblade means "The one true blood god, who possesses immense wealth and fame. If he so wishes it,

I will never subscribe to someone who killed DREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!dream is the ultimate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yo its been a whole ass month

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This is my first time watching technoblade pretty entertaining

I was so happy to see Wildcat and Technoblade together

“Wildcat has the right idea” *pigs together stronk*

chubbnoblade

Yo technoblade i still haven't subscribed to you should i or not?

When he says now let’s look at the shiny subscribe button Me: looks at it Me: buts it’s grey😂

youve failed us , now go cry in your epic gaming chair

you should have put on the sand skin as the chubby layer

Worst youtuber

when i not watch the video Me:no one can beat Technobladd. After watching video Me:.......Nvm

perfect music for exams

I hate woman

SHAME ON FUNDY SHAME

I mentioned this in one of the comments, but who here would be interested to see a video with Technoblade and Wildcat? I would love to see more chaos with the two lol

Kill sapnap and get the axe of peace

The piggy needs a fridge- quick, get him a frige-

Techno let your sister play in the smp

“I immediately went to the safest place I knew, Afghanistan.” -Technoblade 2021

Anybody notice the wither master thecno skin?

gotta love chandaler

I know this video isnt related but when someone asks to friend Techno: Technono

There is a new button called "clip"

I met techno in hyperlands lately i almost killed the blood god but he got his revenge back but im happy for meeting him

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Survived the Nuke but got spooked

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Wouldn't the skin look better if he did the skin on the smaller side

this has to do with nothing in this video BUT CHANGE THE DIAMOND SWORD ON YOURE PROFILE PICTURE TO A NETHERITE SWORD

Techno u should start jitter clicking it makes you cracked

technoblade you are so POGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! keep it up bestie. for you are POG!

okay where's the card jitsu strategy guide that you were talking about

do you know demon slayer